jasmine, tulip, azalea, dandelion?
i already did tulip and azalea, but i can do the others!
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
olive green. or most earthy tones really, but especially olive green
Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?
i guess it depends on who i’m important to? i’m important to myself certainly, and my friends, and i do want to be important on a wider societal scale, but as much as i hate to think about it, i as a tiny insignificant human on this tiny rock in all of space and for this short duration of time am not very important. which is why i must live forever
daffodil, tulip, and azalea!
Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
oh god, i’m not sure. i’m not one for giving or receiving gifts, and a lot of them i get because i ask for it specifically (my family never knows what to get me, haha). i might have to get back to you on this one
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
vanilla! and the white icing that comes in a tub, too. best combination
Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
i have cried during a number of movies but none more so than Marley and Me
of course! it’s almost an obligation
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
17! with my girlfriend at the time. i almost said “not that long ago” but wow it’s been a whole two years since then. a lot has happened
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
from various reddit threads
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.