Welp.
jasmine, tulip, azalea, dandelion?

i already did tulip and azalea, but i can do the others!

Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

olive green.  or most earthy tones really, but especially olive green

Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?

i guess it depends on who i’m important to?  i’m important to myself certainly, and my friends, and i do want to be important on a wider societal scale, but as much as i hate to think about it, i as a tiny insignificant human on this tiny rock in all of space and for this short duration of time am not very important.  which is why i must live forever

daffodil, tulip, and azalea!

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

oh god, i’m not sure.  i’m not one for giving or receiving gifts, and a lot of them i get because i ask for it specifically (my family never knows what to get me, haha).  i might have to get back to you on this one

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

vanilla!  and the white icing that comes in a tub, too.  best combination

Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?

i have cried during a number of movies but none more so than Marley and Me

ssweet-dispositionn:

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

THANK YOU

snckpck:

whale would you look at that

snckpck:

whale would you look at that

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

digitallyimpaired:

im so used to being disappointed i feel like i almost anticipate it

daisy of course!
Anonymous

of course!  it’s almost an obligation

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

17!  with my girlfriend at the time.  i almost said “not that long ago” but wow it’s been a whole two years since then.  a lot has happened

rokkakudaiheights:
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)